The Way of the Spoon

The eCycle is cool looking bike, no? It starts to look even cooler when I tell you that it's a hybrid... Wait, it's not over. The gas guzzling sipping part of this bike is a multifuel engine that takes "petrodiesel, biodiesel, [and] kerosene." That means you can use used frying oil that you can get for free from Chinese food restaurants to fly down the street, accelerating from 0 to 60 in 6 seconds and topping off at 80 mph.

I WANT ONE.